Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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