My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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