I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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