How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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