i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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