All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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