sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
