i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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