you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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