u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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