Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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