i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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