I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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