Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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