oh god the rape fog is back!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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