You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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