I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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