I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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