I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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