They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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