do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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