idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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