I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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