I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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