Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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