real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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