was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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