It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
