did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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