I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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