He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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