Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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