hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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