Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
one might say we're banned from that church
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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