He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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