so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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