Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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