I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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