So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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