Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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