I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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