Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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