awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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