He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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