I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
