Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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