He is such a slut. More and more my type.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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