do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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