I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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