i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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